***TOP TIP***

Having problems with the local chavs? Not getting the respect you DESERVE!!!!!

Here's a http://www.cb1000r.com Top Tip:

Next time said chavs are loitering near your 'patch', get the bike out and look as though you're doing something that could be described as 'mechanical' to it. Then, after 5 minutes, stand up straight and yell 'Fukin' bike' and kick yer spanners and nuts across the pavement. This will ensure that anyone under the age of 18 thinks you're a nutter and will NEVER go anywhere near your property. :box

I know it works*, 'cos when I were a lad these were the people you went out of your way to avoid :laugh





*If you find yourself appearing on You Tube having the shit kicked out of you by a group of 10-year olds, don't blame me, times may have changed since I were a a lad :evil