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***TOP TIP***

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Having problems with the local chavs? Not getting the respect you DESERVE!!!!!

Here's a Top Tip:

Next time said chavs are loitering near your 'patch', get the bike out and look as though you're doing something that could be described as 'mechanical' to it. Then, after 5 minutes, stand up straight and yell 'Fukin' bike' and kick yer spanners and nuts across the pavement. This will ensure that anyone under the age of 18 thinks you're a nutter and will NEVER go anywhere near your property. :box

I know it works*, 'cos when I were a lad these were the people you went out of your way to avoid :laugh

*If you find yourself appearing on You Tube having the shit kicked out of you by a group of 10-year olds, don't blame me, times may have changed since I were a a lad :evil
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Ever visited a whorehouse with a fellow member of your bikeclub?

Don't leave your mobile number with the taxi driver who took you there in the first place.

Or else at odd times of the morning ... 2am ... ..3:15am ..... 4am ... the fucker will ring you up asking for "Raymond .. How ya doin' brother?" ....

I blame JJON and his jerk chicken meself. :lol
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