That reminds me..
Picture the scene...
A very hot day in the summer of 2000... I decide to go for a little trip down to Eynsford (little Kent village with a roman villa and later manor house) ON MY GILERA RUNNER :lol
Now the scene wouldn't be complete without a pair shades....
Down the lane I ride (those stupid little wheels are no good on bumpy roads)... very hot, visor up, shades cool - in flies a bee, I panic, almost drop the bike, rip my helmet off forgetting about the glasses.
Result was knackered sunglasses and well mangled face! :lol