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Hi, I'm JJON, full-time fitness instructor, part time male model :lol , socialite. I enjoy nights in/out, very romantic, hate football but love Dirty Dancing, a good listener and most importantly I'm sensitive to a woman's needs :smoke










Will I get a shag out of this? :pray
 

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Who knows John... some of our new male members might be looking for that sort of thing! :thumbup :laugh
 

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Oh crap I've gone and got my forums mixed up again, posted the wrong introductions on both sites.
Don't think I'll be getting much response from my Intro on the dating site :emb

Hello, I'm JJON and I like nothing better than a good hard ride. I'm still having trouble getting either knee on the ground but despite this I've ended up with a blistered rear many times :cool Fair to say, it doesn't take long before my tank is completely emptied, but at my pace you'll be thankful for a well earned rest.

Had a bit of a problem recently, just as I'm getting into my stride I keep getting a very loud backfire from my back end and was hoping someone on this site could help me out? Seems the harder I ride the louder the noise, someone suggested that I might have some gas escaping from my pipe that leads to my rear end, and I have noticed some slight discharge. If anyone can help, we'll have a good ride first, just so you can see first hand what the problem is.
That's that fooked then :emb
 

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Blimey, I take it all back, I've had a reply:

Hi JJON, you sound like just the kind of man I'm looking for. I'm a hot Euro babe who just loves bikes, I get a real sexual frenzy from them, so much so that I end up on my back everytime I ride one.

I live in Belgium if you're willing to travel :love
RESULT!!!!! A bird who's well into bikes, this chick's got balls :cool
 

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JJON said:
Hi, I'm JJON, full-time fitness instructor, part time clay model :lol , socialite. I enjoy nights in/out, very romantic, hate football but love Dirty Dancing, a good listener and most importantly I'm sensitive to a woman's needs :smoke

Will I get a shag out of this? :pray
 

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Felix said:
JJON said:
Hi, I'm JJON, full-time fitness instructor, part time clay model :lol , socialite. I enjoy nights in/out, very romantic, hate football but love Dirty Dancing, a good listener and most importantly I'm sensitive to a woman's needs :smoke

Will I get a shag out of this? :pray

Glad to see my naked pay-per-view webcam is up and running :p

That'll be £648.56 you owe me in royalties :twofin
 

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Chaz has a bigger wang than morph..........





But he is VERY GRUMPY, on account of Steve Irwin constantly poking him.
 

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Damn, foiled again :angry
 
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