Jehovah's Witnesses

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DAN

Discussion Starter · Jan 26, 2008

I try an avoid any discussion that is remotely religious but Saturdays in our area's is "Spread the word of Jehovah" day.....

So today I get a knock on the day.... "Dad there's a strange man at the door"..... "yeah alright".... (choosing to ignore the caller)

KNOCK, KNOCK..... "Dad....."

It's those persistant Jehovah's Witnesses again..... I daren't open the door as they always manage to leave me with a copy of The Watchtower :lol worse still it might be N-"we can save you hundreds off your fuel bill"-Power and they really are a nightmare to get rid of.

Reluctantly I went to the door...opened it to find a Staffordshire Bull Terrier and a little girl... after some more searching around in the porch eventually I found JJON :lol

So I was pleased to not be bothered by my local JW's (although they are probably very nice people).... and instead of The Watchtower, JJON gave me some very cool HondaCB1000R.com business cards (see attached).

Nice one John... much appreciated :thumbup

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Antnee

· #2 · Jan 26, 2008

I like them a lot, and that 'position light' is certainly growing on me. Nice work JJON!

Fordzoid

· #3 · Jan 26, 2008

after some more searching around in the porch eventually I found JJON :lol

That's very funny Dan but a very"sizist"!! :bad It's not his fault he's a shortarse ffs!!

Antnee

· #4 · Jan 26, 2008

That reminds me (for some reason) of a Jimmy Carr joke

Jimmy Carr said:
"Someone came up to me last week and complained about a joke, quite a big-boned girl."
She said: "I think you're fattist."
I said: "No, I think you're fattest".

:rollin

Bullitt

· #5 · Jan 26, 2008

Strange you should mention Jehovah's Witnesses!
This afternoon two gents dressed in suits; appear at the door of one of the properties I’m in the process of renovating. My thoughts were, they could only be cops or witnesses. It turns out they were witnesses.

Bullitt

· #6 · Jan 26, 2008

Oh, Very nice card! Well done JJON!

Antnee

· #7 · Jan 26, 2008

Wow, what planet are you on? :rollin

JJON

· #8 · Jan 26, 2008

Fordzoid said:
after some more searching around in the porch eventually I found JJON :lol

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That's very funny Dan but a very"sizist"!! :bad It's not his fault he's a shortarse ffs!!

If the lazy bastad had bothered to cut his grass then this wouldn't have happened :box

I'm not too worried by his clearly sizist comments though, when we got back in the car my daughter informed me that, while I was ringing the bell then stepping into the porch and banging on the door in an attempt to get the inhabitants out from behind the sofa, the dog left a little something for Dan in his garden :evil

:notme Sorry mate, had I known at the time I'd have probably, ermm...pretended that I didn't know :lol

DAN

Discussion Starter · #9 · Jan 26, 2008

:rollin

Funny you should say that because Tracey was giving me earache this morning about cutting the grass.... :blah :blah :blah

The thing is we only have grass at the back... at the front it's all concrete..... therefore that little present sounds like it was left for our neighbours and we don't like them anyway :thumbup :thumbup :thumbup :thumbup :lol :lol :lol :lol

Your dog can bring shitty pressies any day mate :respekt :rollin

JJON

· #10 · Jan 26, 2008

:rollin :rollin

I'll remember that next time and sling it over the back fence :evil

Lovely doggie by the way, very friendly chappie :respekt

DAN

Discussion Starter · #11 · Jan 26, 2008

Yeah nice dog you have there to mate... even if it does sh!t everywhere :lol

Get this... we saddo' are going to a Cocker Spaniel Owners meet tomorrow :lol :lol

Down the coast for a walk along the beach followed by fish and chips :lol

About 20+ dogs there! should be interesting....

But the chippy restaurant sounds interesting... a possible venue for a future fish and chip run me thinks :thumbup

Heretic?

· #12 · Jan 27, 2008

I was expecting it to be a Clouseau moment ('does your dog bite?'; 'no'; gets bitten; 'its not my dog')

Will the business/club cards be available soon?

Fordzoid

· #13 · Jan 27, 2008

If the lazy bastad had bothered to cut his grass then this wouldn't have happened

:clap :clap Brilliant John!!Nearly choked!! :lol

JJON

· #14 · Jan 27, 2008

DAN said:
Yeah nice dog you have there to mate... even if it does sh!t everywhere :lol

Get this... we saddo' are going to a Cocker Spaniel Owners meet tomorrow :lol :lol

Down the coast for a walk along the beach followed by fish and chips :lol

About 20+ dogs there! should be interesting....

But the chippy restaurant sounds interesting... a possible venue for a future fish and chip run me thinks :thumbup

Sounds OK mate, be good for the dog, though be careful, lots of small bones in the fish :laugh

So what happens with the dogs while you're munching away? Outside with the missus? :evil

Saddo

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Antnee

· #15 · Jan 27, 2008

Heretic? said:
I was expecting it to be a Clouseau moment ('does your dog bite?'; 'no'; gets bitten; 'its not my dog')

:clap :rollin

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