I was in the queue in my local post office this morning and there was an elderly lady ahead of me, she says to the post mistress "Give us the stamps so I can post this parcel" The post mistress weighted the parcel and gave the old woman the parcel and the stamps. The old woman looked at the post mistress and said "Will I stick em on meself?" The post mistress says, without any hesitation "No love, stick them on the parcel" I nearly folded. :rollin