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Its that time of year again, just bought meself a 'Jehova's Witness' Advent Calendar...........


Every time you open a door, someone tells you to feck off.....
 

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Did you pince that from the Gargy and Nice book of crap jokes :lol :lol :help
I didnt 'pince' it, but in hindsight it is a bit poo......... :shake
 

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blade said:
Did you pince that from the Gargy and Nice book of crap jokes :lol :lol :help
I didnt 'pince' it, but in hindsight it is a bit poo......... :shake
I think you ment "bloody crap" :lol :lol

Pinch Pinch Pinch Pinch Pinch Pinch is that better, :thumbup
That's perfect, now practice 'meant'...... :kiss
 

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rainman said:
blade said:
rainman said:
blade said:
Did you pince that from the Gargy and Nice book of crap jokes :lol :lol :help
I didnt 'pince' it, but in hindsight it is a bit poo......... :shake
I think you ment "bloody crap" :lol :lol

Pinch Pinch Pinch Pinch Pinch Pinch is that better, :thumbup
That's perfect, now practice 'meant'...... :kiss

:laugh :laugh :laugh :clap :clap :clap
 

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rainman said:
blade said:
rainman said:
blade said:
Did you pince that from the Gargy and Nice book of crap jokes :lol :lol :help
I didnt 'pince' it, but in hindsight it is a bit poo......... :shake
I think you ment "bloody crap" :lol :lol

Pinch Pinch Pinch Pinch Pinch Pinch is that better, :thumbup
That's perfect, now practice 'meant'...... :kiss


Bog off,, :lol
 

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- don't go upsetting blade too much - or you'll find there's been another horrible murder in the oxfordshire area (and a few maimed and tortured cats, too) . . . :shake
 

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Ignore Rainy Cat, dont think he likes women on bikes, there was a young lass oh here called Tamz, lovely sweet girl she was, he gave her the same treatment, forced her to leave the site cause he upset her so much, sure your made of stronger stuff though :thumbup
 

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cat in the hat said:
- don't go upsetting blade too much - or you'll find there's been another horrible murder in the oxfordshire area (and a few maimed and tortured cats, too) . . . :shake


Ah Cat Woman of the north "tell me about your childhood" i,ll record it in a book for others to read,before your untimely demise, :book then lay me a nice new patio,, :evil :evil
 

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Mr Nice said:
Ignore Rainy Cat, dont think he likes women on bikes, there was a young lass oh here called Tamz, lovely sweet girl she was, he gave her the same treatment, forced her to leave the site cause he upset her so much, sure your made of stronger stuff though :thumbup



I though she left because after you met her for that rideout she didnt want to sniff your sock,but you forced her into your portacabin and made her, :sick then sold her a car at 1725 % the same as quick quid,obviously she broke down on the way home and was taken by by a gypsy gang who wanted her for breeding purposes,as there was no chav line in there blood, :D
 

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tamz aka me me me me me me oh listen everyone I've just baked cakes :blah

Nah, cat is a proper person, gives as good as she gets :respekt

And Nicey sells cars, sort of says it all really, it's because he is a bit of a failure that I go easy on him.. :shake
 

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tamz aka me me me me me me oh listen everyone I've just baked cakes :blah

Nah, cat is a proper person, gives as good as she gets :respekt

And Nicey sells cars, sort of says it all really, it's because he is a bit of a failure that I go easy on him.. :shake


Yes your right about Cat but her nine lives are running out fast,,but not so sure about Nicey,he dosnt just sell cars "these are Nicey cars" :D
 

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tamz aka me me me me me me oh listen everyone I've just baked cakes :blah

Nah, cat is a proper person, gives as good as she gets :respekt

And Nicey sells cars, sort of says it all really, it's because he is a bit of a failure that I go easy on him.. :shake
Back peddle, defo sign of a key board bully :shake
 

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rainman said:
Is that it? Is that the very best you can muster, :shake


Go easy on him Rainy,he hasnt sold a car for months and he,s stuck with a BMW conv at the mo too,he cant afford long and big answers as he dosnt want to use to much bandwidth so he can keep his broadband bill down.. :taunt2
 

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rainman said:
Is that it? Is that the very best you can muster, :shake
This is no mustering competition , Bullying is wrong, i fear you was bullied as a child, you should know its not big and its not clever, its not to late to change, even at your age, no need to try and think of a clever or witty reply to hide behind, sorry ignore that last bit you've never managed one yet.
 

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blade said:
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Is that it? Is that the very best you can muster, :shake


Go easy on him Rainy,he hasnt sold a car for months and he,s stuck with a BMW conv at the mo too,he cant afford long and big answers as he dosnt want to use to much bandwidth so he can keep his broadband bill down.. :taunt2
and as for you blade, well as for you..........
 

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Mr Nice said:
rainman said:
Is that it? Is that the very best you can muster, :shake
This is no mustering competition , Bullying is wrong, i fear you was bullied as a child, you should know its not big and its not clever, its not to late to change, even at your age, no need to try and think of a clever or witty reply to hide behind, sorry ignore that last bit you've never managed one yet.
Well I can't argue that, your spot on, but It's fun so please feel free to find another site if you want to. :thumbup
 
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