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    One for the boys??

    A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. The Doctor asks: "What happened?"
    The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

    The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me! How does the tea do that?"

    The Doctor says: "The tea does nothing, it's keeping your fekin mouth shut that does the trick !

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    Re: One for the boys??

    Quote Originally Posted by rainman
    A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. The Doctor asks: "What happened?"
    The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

    The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me! How does the tea do that?"

    The Doctor says: "The tea does nothing, it's keeping your fekin mouth shut that does the trick !

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    Re: One for the boys??

    PMSL......... Brilliant !



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    Re: One for the boys??

    Spot on
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    Re: One for the boys??

    Quote Originally Posted by rainman
    A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. The Doctor asks: "What happened?"
    The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

    The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me! How does the tea do that?"

    The Doctor says: "The tea does nothing, it's keeping your fekin mouth shut that does the trick !

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    Re: One for the boys??

    Must admit, I spat my tea out when I first readit too....

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    Re: One for the boys??

    Should have kept it in just in case your man came home drunk Rainy!!
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    Re: One for the boys??

    Quote Originally Posted by Fordzoid
    Should have kept it in just in case your man came home drunk Rainy!!



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