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    old, corny and clean but still funny

    Bloke's 1st day working at a zoo, his 1st chore is to clean the aquarium out, as he does a huge fish jumped out and bit him, in a fit of rage he beat it with a shovel and to hide the evidence tosses the dead fish into the lions den, as the lions will eat anything.

    2nd job was to clean the monkey house, suddenly he is attacked by 2 chimps and he kills them both with his shovel and again tosses the corpses to the lions.

    Last job was to clean the African bee hive out, he is attacked by a swarm and after a real battle he killed them all with his shovel, he threw them to the lions in the sound knowledge that they would eat anything.

    Later that day a new lion is introduced to the den and asks "whats the food like here?"
    The lions reply, "Brilliant, this morning we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees !"



    I know, I know but at least you can tell this one to the kids/grandkids.......

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    Re: old, corny and clean but still funny

    Still made me laugh,




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