A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:
" Marion .... Marion "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"
Im still here and riding the hell out of my 2014 and loving the bike more every time I ride it. Just seems every notification I get is about the NSC, which is fine, but the "old bikes" are by no means a thing of the past. When I get some time I will post pics of all the mods and accessories I have added to a GREAT bike!
Last edited by Hamehead; 01-07-2020 at 09:17 AM.
Reason: Left out a word
The original is a great and reliable bike. HONDA. Duh! 8-)
I’ve considered changing my 2014 bike a few times recently. I’ve looked at a few other bikes but there’s something about this bike that seems difficult to move on from. I’m still really pleased with the quality and overall design.
I liked the Captain Caveman avatar and the things this trevloc guy posted, but I honestly had no idea it was colvert backwards until you changed the avatar! lol duh
It's no wonder why I liked this new trevloc dude.
What happened? Why do you have to start another account?
Somehow I got locked out of the forum.It just didn't recognise my password.------I tried a variety of ways to get back in with no effect.
As I have been an ardent member for ten years now I didn't want to lose contact with the forum.--In sheer desperation I logged back in as TREVLOC.
I can now post but I have no access to my list of friends or access to any PM's from other members on here.
All my attachments are also no longer available.--Around the time I had this problem another forum member was going through the same thing. I don't know if he ever managed to log in again either.
It will take me another ten years now to get my forum post count back up to what it was.--
Anyhow, thank you for asking.-------------------COLVERT.