Beware. Teeth can be tricky.
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    Beware. Teeth can be tricky.

    A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
    The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
    The second Sunday he talks for ten minutes.
    The following Sunday he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
    The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and
    they asked him what had happened.

    The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't
    talk for more than 8 minutes.

    The second Sunday his gums hurt to talk for more than 10 minutes

    But, the third Sunday,-------------

    he put his Wife's' teeth in by mistake
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    nice one pal

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