No banjos no ficking way

I can understand your apprehension, but you can't say no to an egg banjo surely??

IMPORTANT NOTE: Check there are no "Giggy" type double meanings for "egg banjo"!!

The Summer Meet Menu
Starter :
A mouth-watering collection of Dyno Graphs accompanied with lashings of utter bollocks.

Main Course :
3” wide chicken strips of the Bridgestone 015 variety.
Cooked very slowly as the oven knob will just be past vertical.
Served on a bed of Akrapovic carbon with a side dish of Pro-Bolt tasty titanium nuts.

Dessert :
Shavings of knee sliders , lovingly carved with an angle grinder , topped with expressions of “ how I saved the bike with me knee , really "

Drinks :
10/30 semi lob on oil or fully lob on
WD40
ACF50
DOT4
All alcoholic beverages will be paid for by Cornish Dave.
( The Group are very gracious for this fine gesture )

The “Piping In” to the dining room will be provided by Roofer’s arse.
Dancing afterwards to that well known band ABBA (Stands) , who will play their hit song “Where’s me feckin Ixil , ya cnut “

Formal dress , leather or rubber only and squeaky boots optional.
No waanking until bedtime.
RSVP, whatever that means
Speeches/rants will be provided by Antnee and then Antnee.

Oh no, I can't do public speaking. I said PUBLIC Giggity!

Public/Pubic.........ya is the only one with hair

Another literary masterpiece ! Apart from the highlighted bit-insert any other Dave !

I'm all packed for the Summer Meat
Supposed to be at Brands in the next few days ( to try and get me mojo back after me offie)

Anyhows, I now suffer from two medical conditions , known as " the Bilemissile syndrome " and " Scotornish Dave OCD ".
Have realized that there are only 119 Sleeps 'till Awsworth, or 357 's and gotta get ready..now.

Step 1 : Spoof up them things on me knees

Step 2 : Sort gear out , comfy socks and the one pair of farters should last me all weekend if I use the 4way-Midlands-method

........and to complete the utter fraud look , behold.......the best £18 I ever spent :

As for the back of the shirt ( hey, fonts were pretty limited ) , and due to various injuries and nothing to do with any person living or presumably under 10' of concrete :

Nurse.....more drugs

Ha ha, love the shirt Victory is mine!

Giggity.... yet again, a masterpiece....

You is mental !..... Love the Bone reference.

You have to much time, and to vivid an imagination !

The Summer Meet sing-a-long..'cos I can't spell karaokie :
Bilemissile : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnGPmlXD ... re=related
Gargy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4nNWR1HRk8
Giggity : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA
Antnee : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1fOZjiDaw4
Bone : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIHXnDdfOgw
Roofer : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW_s8XuX ... re=related
Blow : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr_DTozbH8E
Dagz Dave : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qfhgtWKv6U
Dave H : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORy-RiO8H6k

and everybody :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZnwttT- ... re=related
..the lyrics to learn : http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bloodhou ... touch.html
And : http://www.yutub.tv/play.php?vid=1206
And why not finish off that great anthem about : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GKObcy0 ... re=related