Is this an ADA approved method of extraction?
"I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
Funny and cute yes but Dad seems to be hugely lacking in judgement. How would he have felt if the tooth was more firmly attached and little johnny ended up with a rocket up his ass?